5.25.2012

how to move to pittsburgh in 5 easy steps

say goodbye to your nearest and dearest. 
[insert brave face here]

  

cross your fingers and say a little prayer
that they'll be teaching like this ^ waiting for you. 



set your alarm for 4:30 in the morning, brush your teeth with squinty eyes
and remember to pack your phone cord, your toothbrush and a scarf.


 stop in chicago for a night with old college friends and a morning
with some pretty famous coffee to get you jazzed for the 24 toll roads
you'll hit over the next 8 hours


 keep it together during the last 45 minutes of a 24 hour car ride.
(which I've always found to be the very worst part.)
it usually helps to find the local techno radio station and stop every
five minutes or so for a snack or two.

it's just that simple. see, you could move to pittsburgh too.

1 comment:

cew said...

such a pretty city. ketchup museum. have you been to the top of the monongahela inclined plane? gorgeous vista